Seeking Small Investment for Quick Huge Profits! - $7,500 (Sac)

Hello! This is your chance to earn quick, huge profits in three different avenues for a very small investment of just $7500.
These opportunities are only available until the end of the month, so it must be started quickly.
Neither you nor I will need to do anything except wait for profits to come in.
This is totally passive.
I don't know if I'll have the $7500 myself to invest by the end of the month, so I'm offering someone else who'd like to invest the money 25% of all the the profits that will come from this.
I'm in an inner circle that provides guaranteed profits on three different avenues that literally almost no one else knows about.
Call me, and let's go over this in more detail.
You'll also be able to speak with my friend, whom I've known for 15 years, and who has direct access to the people offering these crazy opportunities.
Talk soon!