Need a hand? (East Sacramento)

I live within walking distance to McKinley Park.
I am a broke CSUS Sacramento alumni.
If you need a man's help with anything, I'm available after 1pm.
I'm great at fixing computers, tech support, wiring, running cable, replacing cat5 and cat6 jacks, crimping ethernet cable heads, shrub removal, cutting branches off, light tree trimming, painting, woodwork, electric bike building, ebike battery diagnosis or repair, making salads and losing money in the stock market.
I will not accept food as payment.