GUITAR WANTED FOR TRADE (Citrus Heights)

People of the world! I'm wondering if anyone would have an acoustic guitar they would want to trade for various items.
My hope is to aquire a 3/4 or classical guitar.
I'm not too picky.
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no pun intended.
Things I have for trade that can be found on my Facebook marketplace are.
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vintage jewelry, Seashell necklaces, some art, LED lights , ostrich feather duster, framed art, Vintage Catholic lithographs ready to frame 8x10, old books (over 100 years old ) Other books, More jewelry.
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etc Please email or text.
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no calls.
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Thanks for reading my ad.
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