NEED GUITAR to save my soul TRADES? (Citrus Heights)

I'm down.
feeling pretty low and nearly desperate for a guitar to save myself and get through this sad spell.
I'm not too picky.
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no pun intended.
I can't afford to buy one right now so I'm posting this to see if someone might be willing to trade for various items I've listed on Facebook marketplace.
I'm also an artist and would trade for prints of some of my original art.
Things I have listed .
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vintage jewelry, Seashell necklaces, puka shells, kukui nuts, some framed art, LED lights , ostrich feather duster, Vintage Catholic lithographs ready to frame 8x10, old books (over 100 years old ) Other books, More jewelry.
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etc Please email or text.
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Thanks for reading my ad.
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"If you're going through hell- Keep going" Winston Churchill