Honda pilot or oddessy for hemi (North highlands)

05 dodge magnum RT 109k new brakes new rotors tires less than 2yrs old minimum use fuel pump replaced a year ago new paint on hood and fenders now only oxidation left is on roof straight piped smogged registered looking for a honda pilot honda mini van Toyota mini van.
Kelly low blue book 5k to 8k so please don't waste our time with ridiculous low ball offers she's a beast.
I need a work vehicle and she doesn't like to work she likes to party drink gas and burn rubber! Text only won't answer calls until I know who it is